yoyo just got back from the city with marge(damo) and young one (patto),woo got some cd's had a pretty good time,i like the city if you havent been for ages it always seems good,except we went into some Red Stripe shop and i got bored in there,and stood out like a sore thumb in shorts from JD in England,a CKY T-shirt and Adidas shoes...yes

Anyway if you saw earlier i wrote how the neighbours dog always barks over the fence,well last night ohhhh it all kicked off,it started full on barking at 2am in the morning,and by 2.30 every 5 seconds it would bark really loud,so my dad goes round there to confront them in all his strong English accent,and starts telling the chinese next door neighbours to shut their dog up,or as he phrased it(shut you fuckin dog up),then nothing happens,so being the aggressive one he is,he kicks their door and a light came,and they came down stairs and stood behind theyr closed door,and a chinese man around 50 and his son around 16 were shouting to my dad in their amusing chinese accent "get fuk out of here pome" so my dad kicked the door again and said if the dog barks again he'll poison it,so they open the door and a 5 foot 1 gook....sorry chinese lad whos a pimply teenager and probably spends his time waiting at Hans cafe comes out and starts trying to string along an English sentance of beating up my dad,so then i come out,and intend to help my pap(like in those dramatic movies "help is on the way daaad" and then my mum and sister come out telling us to go inside and yeah thats about it!!

BUT THE WAR IS NOT OVER!!

NOOO SIR ITS JUST BEGINNING

Plan 2 maybe in effect tonight!!

More on this later